Now I know what you have all being doing, applying for these middle to lower wage jobs, offering to work for the cheap. This means that none of you should go into nursing, teaching and god forbid you look into journalism. No, no children, leave those jobs for people who don’t want homes. 

It’s really just about making lots of money. Lots and lots. Of good money. 

Now first you will need a good education and that will mean a University degree, or two. Once you have acquired your degree/s you can then make your way into the workforce. Now don’t forget the golden rule, you need a job that pays you ‘good’ money. 

The average person earns $58,000 before tax each year, the average household is estimated to spend $69,166 on general household living costs, your annual income forces repayments to HECS-HELP debt which has been accumulated whilst getting a degree to get the job that pays ‘good’ money. 

Don’t forget the money you spend on your car and fuel. Yes, you drive because you aren’t poor, as poor people don’t have cars, and certainly don’t drive. There is always the option of walking, which would save on gym memberships and keeping cars from damaging the road. 

With the ACT's median house price hovering around $565,000, even more suburbs are cracking the million-dollar sales mark, including areas far beyond the hoity-toity established suburbs of old Canberra. These properties look like chump change compared to those in Sydney, one of the highest median house prices among the capital cities, at $929,842.

Oh I nearly forgot, it is also important to drink for the job you want. Mid-strength middy’s? Even the same suggests mediocrity, mid-strength is a less good product than what you want. Vodka is seemingly odourless and it looks like water, no one would even tell you were drinking it at the doctors. 

Joe Hockey has come out with some real shockers, it is difficult to get past the neo fascist statements and remember this is one of the men that are making the important decisions for our country. It seems all he is missing is a bow and arrow and a cape with the logo - the ‘Anti-Robin Hood’. 

So kids, before you jump on life's conveyer belt, heed the advice of a man who knows success and money. 

Thank you Mr Hockey, we can now start living the kind of lifestyle we’ve seen on Instagram.